Tuesday, July 17, 2007

Help Me, Please

I desperately need to understand why I should be even minutely interested in the celebrated arrival of the Beckhams to the US. Honestly, she's impossible to look at (not to mention the fact that she bears an eerie resemblance to the sister I don't talk to, particularly when she stands next to Karl Lagerfeld), and he's only interesting when he's naked.

But seriously... we don't give a crap about soccer in this country unless you're a third grader.

It may be time to give Posh and Becks their well-deserved place in Cyberia.