Adding Insult to Injury

First, the injury:



Laptop slides from the bed and lands on Kelso's leg. OUCH. We tried using our "greyhound repair kit" but it soon became apparent that the cut needed medical attention. Five staples later, he was on the mend.




Then, the insult:


They call it the Elizabethan collar, meant to keep the dog from licking or biting the wound. That's a rather optimistically regal term for something that makes him look less like Queen Elizabeth and more like Pagliacci in the petunia patch.