I had the funniest visual last night, while watching all the "false Pope" news. They really should apply reality TV techniques to electing this guy.
They could have Jeff Probst pull the votes out of a greasy cauldron.... "Cardinal Guiseppe Ricotta Lasagne...the tribe has spoken."
Or, Tyra Banks could stand up and scream at the cardinals who didn't try hard enough, and tell them to take responsibility for their lives. "I have NEVER had to yell at a cardinal like this before!!"
Best yet, they could have Ryan Seacrest call out "the bottom three", and then fake out the one who gets elected by saying "Cardinal Token-Third-World-Candidate...you....are....going...............................TO BE POPE!!!" [WILD APPLAUSE]
Clearly, I need other things to think about.
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