Monday, March 19, 2007

Dancing with the Stars Who Didn't Make It Onto The Surreal Life



Billy Ray Cyrus. Need I say more?

Yes, I am watching the car wrecks of all car wrecks: Dancing with the Stars. With all the money that this show is making, do you think they could spring for the ACTUAL recordings of the songs? As if watching the 'dancing' weren't bad enough, the music reminds me of every bad wedding band I've ever heard (no, not mine. I never use a band when I get married).

Still, it will all be worth it if Heather Mills' leg flies off.

(I know, I'm going to be struck by lightning. Fear not. Been there, done that.)